The beast never sleeps.
 

- 142 Wins, 1 Loss
- 19 Kickball Championships (19-0 in Tourney Play)
- Winningest Team in NM Mesa WAKA History (Undefeated 3.5 years)
- Winningest Team in NM Hot Air WAKA History (Undefeated)
- Winningest Team in SM New Mexico
- #1 Team Ranked in New Mexico for 7 Years Straight
- Dodgeball Champions
- 8-Time Sand Volleyball Champions
- Softball State Runner-Ups
- 6-Time New Mexico Racquetball Champions
- 2-Time Hard Court Volleyball Champions
- 2-Time Carrie Tingley Mudd Volleyball Champions
- 3-Time New Mexico Games Kickball Champions
- 2-Time Indoor Soccer Champions
- Winningest Team in Cottonwood Kickball Classic History (Three Straight Championships)
   
 
Honorary Mandrake --      
Marcos C.
Joao C.
Karen F.
Rachel V.
Dale P.
Kris C.
Cisco A.
Matt A.
Rudy G.
Jason L.		 Al T.
Aqil A.
Ric R.
Emily B.
Brett E.
Kendall R.
Cesar D.
Erica V.
Adam W.
Eric B.		 Monique B.
Matt D.
Ray D.
Angela C.
Kim C.
Matt C.
Bianca O.
Batina O.
Phoebe J.
Tracy H.		 Yvonne G.
Alyson D.
Stacy B.
Matt G.
Brian M.
Brian W.
Melissa N.
Shane D.